Janice.Janew

Dead Birds.

2010-05-10T11:23:00.000-07:00

We think big, we do nothing.

Joshua Yee

2010-04-14T00:14:00.000-07:00

Joshua Yee makes my life a little more interesting.

So here's to Joshua Yee!

Hello!

2010-04-13T09:14:00.000-07:00

Wow! It's been awhile since I updated. I just never know what to say and plus, my sister's so much more interesting. Haha! I'm quite insecure. hahahaha! :D

But I was thinking while I was driving home just now that I should start blogging again. I realize that in my journals, I'm beginning to not have coherent or like a unified thought pattern in my journaling. It's annoying me. And I cannot write out what I'm thinking too. Which is FRUS-TRA-TING. :)

So I'm gonna try this again!

Buuut.. uh, tomorrow I start.. maybe. *grin* I just got back from badminton with Rose, Prisc, Patrick, Sharon, Chris, and Christian. My muscles are already achinggg. :(

Goooodnighhttt!

When I was little

2010-03-19T10:30:00.000-07:00

I used to have this silly fear that people could read my mind. Like, I was terrified.

So one time in the car I decided to trick my mom into admitting that she COULD read my mind by thinking something and then mouthing the words according to what I was saying in my mind.

Mom: What did you say?
Danielle: Nothing?
Mom: YOU SEE! IT'S A HABIT ALREADY! YOU'VE MADE A HABIT OUT OF TWITCHING YOUR MOUTH! RARARARARA!

And that is how I got over my paranoia.

You need tro know.

2010-03-09T08:15:00.000-08:00

When I was about 8 or 9 I saw this purple toy at Toys 'R' Us that took out split ends. The girl on the box looked so happy and pretty and had blonde hair. I wanted to be like her too. But I thought it'd be a loser thing to say that I wanted it. So I decided to play it cool and move on with life. Just sneaking glances at it and stuff, ya know?!

Anyway, occasionally this memory pops into my mind for some reason. I don't know why. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD TONS OF SPLIT ENDS TO GET RID OF OR ANYTHING!

But anyway. I STILL WANT IT! It's so cool! And purple! And magical!

I tried to google a picture by searching "split ends take out toy" BUT THERE WASN'T ANY PICTURE OF IT. >:(

I WANT THIS NOW!

2010-03-04T03:48:00.000-08:00

If anyone ever got me this bed I'd feel like the coolest kid on the block!
I'd feel like JENNY on the block!

Though it would probably take me forever to make my bed, because first I'd have to put on the cheese, then the lettuce, then the ketchup and cucumbers, THEN the bread.

But it's beautiful. Sacrifices must be made.

So, I google-imaged "depressed monkey".

2010-03-03T08:02:00.000-08:00

Ce and I were talking about being depressed monkeys. So I thought it'd be a good idea to google it to see what an actually depressed monkey looks like. And then I set to work looking for THE MOST depressed of the depressed monkeys! But there were tons. It was tough. Blood, sweat, tears. But this depressed monkey is a cutie.

Now THIS is what I call productivity!

You said I must eat so many lemons, cos I am so bitter.

2010-03-03T00:40:00.000-08:00

I said I'd rather be with your friends, mate, cos they are much fitter.

Neeeever gets old.

This morning I almost put contact lens solution on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.

Then I remembered that I was out of deo so I had to use this Crystal one that I found (yes, found. I use the things I find in my house whether they're mine or not. The socks I wore to school yesterday weren't mine. The fish thing I'm eating now, not mine either. found it on my table) in my room.

This one.

Bad idea. Cut my armpit. Hurt. Pain. Never using it ever again.

Regina Spektor

2010-03-02T08:34:00.000-08:00

is a genius.

I bet she passed all her math tests in high school instead of failing every single one (that's me).
I bet the teacher asked HER questions.
I bet that when she plays Black Jack, she can get 21 with just one card.
I bet her eyeliner never smudges and her lipstick always stays on.

You know what I mean!

I used to think Ce was silly for saying that the perfect woman would have Regina Spektor's voice. But now I can't help but agree. Heck, the perfect man would have Regina Spektor's voice too.

This is the end of my creepy Regina Spektor post.

Or

2010-01-11T08:48:00.000-08:00

Those sudden bursts of rain that make you go, "Aw man, now we can't play outside anymore!" And make me go, "What? Jesus loves me. Let's go inside."

Yeah. I am in a post-y mood of useless thoughts today.

OH and then.

2010-01-11T07:11:00.000-08:00

You know when you eat really spicy chicken wings and then that burn stays in your mouth and there's nothing you can do about it?

Yeah.

You know?

2010-01-11T06:43:00.000-08:00

So you know when you try and hold in a fart for too long that you end up farting INWARDS if you hold it in for long enough?

Yeah. Just thought I'd share some of my deep thoughts on life.

Hoo goes there?

2010-01-04T07:06:00.000-08:00

Hi! :) Haha! I think I started off the new year so nicely. With just the right dose of family and friends! :) (sorry, I have gotten into this habit of over-:)ing. =) I feel the constant need to let you know I'm smiling. ahaha.

I've been reading blogs and I just felt quite inspired to blog, although I don't really know what to blog about lah though. :D

Ok! I'll tell you about my new year's! :D I always like new year's service. Haha! I think it's the hugs after countdown. I like going around, giving and receiving hugs. Maybe I'm weird, but I LOIIIIIKE ITTT! =D Went for supper in PJ Hilton, like the past many years (it's a family tradition!:)). Then took a nap about 2am, while waiting for Elena and all to come for movies and to stay up all night :) Watched Big Fish and Up! But Jas and I sneaked up and slept right after Russell introduces himself (waited for the cute part to finish first. hehh.). 8am, Elena and Danielle comes and ANNOYINGLY (But I'm grateful haha) wakes us up for breakfast at McDees. :) Good times good times. :)

The holidays have been pretty awesome and busy at the same time. There was Miri right after my last paper of exams, then there was prep-ing for RevAmp, then there was RevAmp itself, and then! hanging out with MArt before he leaves (which was kinda saaaad), THEN! there was CHRISTMAS (...isn't Christmas, till it happens in your heaaaarrrttt)! FAVOURITEST. hehe. THEN! there was New Year! I've just been hanging out, helping out at my parents' office, having movie and game nights, going for movies, and having dinners. ALL GOOD FUN I SAY! GOOD FUN! :)

Now that 2010 has started, it is poopooo time! HAHA! I watched Imaginarium today and the beginning had "Poo Poo Pictures". I giggled! I GIGGLED SILLY.. HEEE-larious! :)

The Wilderness somethingsomething CAWW CAWW! RAAAAARRR!!

Love. :)

Back there.

2009-12-29T05:05:00.000-08:00

I'd like to live in the jungle for a few days. But if I were there I'd wanna be able to tell my friends. I'd HAVE to tell my friends! What if I got lost? Or.. or killed?

I've been down lately. The staring blankly into space kinda down. But it's okay, I have my hairy friends, my tall as the KL towers friends, my fart-in-your-face friends. It's not possible to stay down for long. :) Yes. What an "awww" moment. I'm good.

Plus, for Christmas, Joanne's mom gave me Jelly Belly jelly beans. 40 flavors. Insaaaaaanity. Beautiful insanity.

I want to save money and buy some CDs. But I'm not really a good saver-er.

K. This is an update.

Fairy Tales.

2009-11-29T10:24:00.001-08:00

Is that supposed to be connected? Fairytales? Fairy Tales. I don't know but I don't get a red line under "Fairy Tales" so I'm gonna stick with that.

I wanna know what inspired the people who write fairy tales or Disney cartoons in the first place. Because if they were all a bunch of grown ups, I doubt that they were really thinking all magically and purely. And things.

I'm sure the inspiration would be a funny story. If it's the REAL story at least. Ho! Ho! Ho!

My "ho! ho! ho!" just reminded me of Christmas. Are you excited for Christmas?
I'm still waiting for my Christmas mood to settle in.

I don't really care about what my Egyptian name is la!

2009-11-17T06:08:00.000-08:00

I thought this blog needed and update. :)

But I have nothing to say! It's just for the sake of having extra words on here.

2 more days of school and then I'm free. Not like I'm working my butt off now or anything.. but you know what I mean!

Let's see.. Let's see. What's been going on since the last update.

My besteeehhh came back to Malaysia! Besteeehhh. In case you didn't get that, that's bestie. Yes! She came back! There were pictures taken! Facebook! So it's old news now.

And that's about it. The only exciting event anyway. I can't even remember!

Looking forward to the holidays. :) I wanted to get a job at first.. but I don't think I'll have time anyway. I won't be free for the entire 3rd week of December and would only be able to work for certain days for the rest of the month. So I don't think anyone would wanna hire me. Haha.

Excited for the Live.Revolution: Amplified Conference!
December 14th-20th.
If you are reading this and you live in Malaysia but you haven't signed up, SIGN UP NOW! I'll even sign up for you. Words can't explain how amazing I think this is going to be!

I don't know how to add a link. But go check out www.revolution.my okay? Okay.

www.revolution.my

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What else? Have to make flowers too for the wedding. ELENA! LEE CHENG! SLEEPOVER!

Yeah other than that life is pretty boring.

Can't wait for 2010.

Hello, all you snickerdoodles!

2009-09-30T22:10:00.001-07:00

I'm sick today. So I'm going to update this blog with pointlessness. Just did some studying. Math doesn't make sense. Health is fun.

We got home on Tuesday at about 5 am :) Brisbane was fun. Oh this is so pointless.

Here, have a picture of my really tiny blusher bottle. Maybe it was made for people with small cheeks! I don't know.. But my cheeks are far from small. Wow, the picture came out really weird.

And here's a fake-sweat-drag-queen-make-up picture too. Just for good measure!

I'm tired of runny noses and sore throats. And voices that go and come back again. It's like, DECIDE ALREADY! I bought a new wind-up rabbit toy. It's so exciting. I'll show you one day. You = Whoever reads this.

Peace to you.

I can't waiiiit...

2009-09-16T16:51:00.001-07:00

For Australia!! :) We're leaving for a 10-day holiday this weekend. CAn't waiiiit to feel the Australian air and weather. I seriously cannot wait to feel it. I think when I get out of the airport.. I'll do twirls around myself hahahahha! Or probably not. :)

Peace outtt! =) Good morning, btw. Have an AWESOME day today =)

Oh my 15 year old me.

2009-08-28T08:44:00.001-07:00

I found this journal/diary thing that I kept at the end of last year. It lasted for a month.

So I started reading it and man.. I was one big loser. Haha. It was just basically another place to talk nonsense for when nobody wanted to listen to me.

"I miss Adelaide. And Kelsey. And everybody else. In the world. Foxy's always crying but she wags her tail at the same time. Could they be tears of joy? Ha-ha. I'm funny. Anyone reading this would think I was a complete L-O-S-E-R."

See? Didn't you just read that and think that I'm a complete L-O-S-E-R?
It's like the diary of a 10 year old.

How embarrassing. Just thought I'd blog about this before I tear the pages out, rip them to shreds, and throw them into the rubbish bin (which is exactly what I'm planning on doing).

I wrote down my resolutions for the year 2009 even.

- Regular devotions (or at least try) BROKEN.
- Don't eat so much la! DEFINITELY BROKEN.
- Get to know school friends (other than Marielle) better!
- Don't break resolutions too quickly. BROKEN, BROKEN, BROKEN.

Okbye.

Holidays.

2009-08-24T20:08:00.000-07:00

Holiday weeeeeeek! I feel like it's going by way too fast. It's Tuesday already, people! Chop chop!

I wanted to go to Adelaide this week but tickets were all booked out. It was very stressful! So now I'm trying to look at the brighter side of things. It's pretty hard looking at the bright side when I know that there could have been an even brightER side to it! But oh well. Nothing I can do about it now, anyway.

Oh. Is "could've" not a word? Because I get a red line under it everytime I type it. But I got a red line under "everytime" as well. So is it just "every time" then? =S Hmmmmmmmmm.

Whatever! G.I. Joe is calling my name.

oh hello there! :)

2009-08-14T07:34:00.000-07:00

I just watched Definitely, Maybe. It's pretty cool.

Liked how they arranged the order of events and stuff. Haha.

and Ryan Reynold's is so good looking! :)

Hold on.. I don't like the font. :D

I like this one! Softer on the eyes.. :)

Anyway, as the credits was/were(?) rolling.. this song came on -

The Times of Times by Badly Drawn Boy.

I think I kinda like the feel of the song. Give it a listen! :D

And it reminded me of this youtube video we saw in History class in SIS once!

Bob Dylan's - The Times They Are a-Changing :)

If you want to listen to it, you can click here.

I thought this was really cool! I read it on the "More Info" section of the YouTube page.

Change will come eventually, folks, but it will come from you and everyone around you when you realize that no politician-a person pretentious enough to believe they have the right to govern you and make decisions for you-will ever tell you the whole truth or truly have solely your best interests at heart, and not the calculating and manipulative people behind the podium. Give yourselves some credit, get out there and do it yourself. Instead of giving five dollars to a charity organization that takes 30% for themselves anyway, on your way into a high-end retail store to spend hundreds of dollars on clothing or creams to enhance a physical appearance you need not worry about in the first place, cook up a big feast and take it directly to the poor people living right down the street. Show some true, face-to-face compassion; therein, change lies.

She was tired of the comments people were leaving about something something Obama. Must've been his election campaign. :)

I like how she wrote and phrased it. Haha!

GOODNIGHT! :-)

-denise:)

My favorite memory

2009-08-09T07:48:00.001-07:00

Singing "I'm WAlking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the WAves in Pancake Kitchen, Adelaide! :D

Kels, do you remember?? I think it was our first time there. AWESOME SONG!

Just to take up space! :)

2009-08-02T05:06:00.000-07:00

HAHAH!!

2009-07-24T09:29:00.000-07:00

I decided to draw Ce's display picture on Facebook.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was laughing and giggling to myself.

HAHAHAHAHHA!!! I think I'm so funnyy.. HAHAHAHAH!!...sometimes. HAHAHAH!!

-denise:)

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

2009-07-24T07:57:00.000-07:00

Have you read that book? I learned to skip while reading that.

I just read my last few posts and thought to myself, "Danielle, you're a loser. Please spend more time in your life thinking about things that actually matter."

She works hard for the money.

2009-07-14T04:05:00.000-07:00

I just brought my dog on a walk! And I was thinking, if someone gave you directions and then they say,

"It should be an hours walk from here."

How do they know? I mean, maybe it's an hour for them if they walk. But how do they know if I'm walking the same pace as them? I mean, I'm a slow walker! So what if I think,

"Oh okay. One hour away if I walk. Cool. I'll leave at 5 if the thing starts at 6! Easy!"

And I get all dressed for my supposedly one hour walk. And I walk and walk. And turns out that for me, it's a 1 and a half hour (highly possible, I have short legs) walk instead?! Then I'm late! Who do I blame? Hmph. Just saying.

Oh, on my walk (the real one with my dog.. not the imaginary one hour one) I saw the weirdest thing. This little fat boy all in red was cycling and his two maids (they were in UNIFORMS) were running beside him. WHY?!

Maybe his mom thought it wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood for him to cycle alone so she asked the maids to run alongside him. But that's kinda sad.

I spread the poop population in the neighborhood today with my dog. I made sure she pooped where all the big houses are. Because people usually just walk their dogs at the semi-D areas. So the poop population there is pretty dense.

Hey! Add an 'I' in 'dense' and you get 'Denise'!

Ok!Bye! Love, Danielle!

RAH RAH!!AHAHAH

2009-07-13T10:11:00.001-07:00

WHOOPS>> THERE"S SOMETHING WRONG> THE SHIFT KEY SEEMS TO BE ON>>>

LET ME SEE>>> dfdss OH YAY! HEYYYY>>> UGH<>

hahaha< this is funny! i have to type in caps lock so it"s not capitalized!

college has started and i"ve no idea why i"m doing business subjects! but i am> :) was sitting in economics class the other day with the blurrest expression ever> seriously! i think i was missing out on information that my other classmates were getting "cause they somehow seemed to be able to answer questions and not sound>>>silly> :S !

hahaha!

anywayy>> enough of this sillinesss>>>

goodnight!

_DENISE!

>> IS FULLSTOP
<< IS COMMA
" IS APOSTROPHE
_ IS DASH

I got a feelin', that tonight's gonna be a good night.

2009-07-12T11:11:00.000-07:00

Stupid song is stuck in my stupid head.
I update from the kindness of my heart. :)

Oooh. I feel like writing on this side for fun.

Can I switch back to this side? Will it work? What if I talk about how I'm switching sides, but when I post it'll just be on one side? Then you're gonna be like, "What side? WHAT side?"

SWITCH!
I saw a picture of me when I was about 10 with some other girls.
I promise you, I was a head taller than those girls. A head taller. Why am I so short now?
And also, like 3 feet fatter.
I had a sad childhood. Ha. Marielle cried about it. She cried FOR ME.

SWITCH!
That's how sad it was!
And I was an ugly child. Really. I saw the picture and I stared for about 20 low self-esteem minutes.
I don't even wanna go out into public anymore.
But I wouldn't survive being alone. I have too much to say!

Okay, I really wanna post this now to see how it looks.
Haha. I've never tried before, okay?

Okay. Bye.

Wait! www.kimberly25.blogspot.com :). I don't know how to make it a linkkkkk!!!

edit: I didn't actually have a sad childhood. It was a joke. JOKE. I was actually a very, very happy young child.

First Loves!

2009-07-03T23:45:00.000-07:00

this is soooo cuuute! hahaha..

-denise:)

I'm still learning!

2009-07-02T11:30:00.000-07:00

Man!

I need to do something to help someone in need!

I need to not be afraid of getting my hands dirty!

I need to be less selfish!

I need to think like a servant!

I need to forget about what I want and think about what others need!

hehe... that's a lot of needs.

Anyway, I've been realizing how selfish I've been. This past month of holidays has/have(?) been a waste because I've only done what I wanted.

College is starting soon. =]

-denise:)

Dear people of the world,

2009-06-29T05:54:00.000-07:00

Here is my update. Just for the sake of updating.
Books. I need my books. I need my books so I can graduate. I need to graduate so I can leave. What am I leaving to? College. Another scary thing there.
It annoys me when people tell me, "You can do it!" When they don't even know what "it" is or why I think I can't accomplish "it". It also annoys me when people say, "Don't say you can't do it! If you say that, then you won't. Cos you don't believe in yourself." No. I say I can't do it because I know I can't do it. Not because I don't believe in myself. Because I have a brain. Ya okay trust in God rahrahrah.

Angry day. I'm eating ready made in the packet thing pasta for lunch tomorrow. Not really looking forward to it. I wanted to make my own but then mom said I'd be late for school. So 8 minute to make pasta it is! :)

I miss people today.

Okay bye!

Jie Jie put Winnie the Pooh pictures up!

In the office

2009-06-26T00:41:00.000-07:00

Hey ! :) I'm in the office now and have absolutely nothing to do.

I wanted to update about how I ate Bernard's currypuff just now. I finally gathered enough courage to ask him if he wanted it. hehehehe...

and also.. I can type faster than Dalvin!! YAYY!!

-denise:)

holidays!

2009-06-17T20:54:00.000-07:00

Holidays have been AWESOME! haha. I've been helping out in church (just a little), hiking, watching movies, and some sleepov..ers. Wait.. YEAH! sleepovers! hahaha. I was thinking I didn't have any sleepovers. hahah!

It's been awesome! I'm not looking forward to next semester la. I feel like I have no friends 'cause they'll all be in the later periods. I prefer finishing early. Heh! oh well..

I went to see Ming's dogs like last Monday. I'll put up a picture of Bebe! (he doesn't really let us name his puppies.. but.. yeah. we did, anyway. AHA! *fist up*)

Waiiit... Looks like when I reformatted my computer, the picture was deleted too. Take this picture as just an "IOU" first. Haha!

his puppies are ADORABLE!

if you still wanna see them, I have them on Facebook. :)

-denise:)

So be very kind, don't let the world fall on your shoulders.

2009-06-03T09:52:00.000-07:00

I feel like updating this thing. I just have nothing to say. I'll find something.

Katy Perry, I don't like your current hair.

Oh, oh. So. I youtubed Miley Cyrus' music video for The Climb (because I'm so cool). But I ended up just listening to the song without watching the video. I watched the video once la. I can't.. I can't deal with it!

Please go check it out if you haven't already. Look at her body. Like, what is she doing? Why's she moving around so much? And not even nicely? It bothered me. I wanna show my chister (sister) tomorrow.

Miley Cyrus, I'm sorry I had to use you as a topic just so I had something to talk about.

I like your hair.

Okthxbye.

I am 16 going on 17.

2009-06-01T08:44:00.000-07:00

MAYBE it's time to think. Nah, you can think for me. What should I have for breakfast? Hey! Should I wash my hair today? Do I sleep now? Which pair of pants should I wear today? Please decide for me. I'm only so young. Too young to decide.

Good day today. Went shopping (finally), went to Ming's house to see his puppies. Not HIS puppies of course. His dog's puppies. That'd be gross. Uh. Yeah. Cutest things ever. Denise, post the pictures soon, okay? Okay.

Okay.

Hands, why are you shaking?

2009-05-26T22:54:00.000-07:00

Meet Freddy.

Anyway, I ended up staying up til 2am trying to figure out how to use the printer. Because I'm so very computer smart! :)
I'm bummed out about Singapore man.

You're leaving lah!

2009-05-23T09:24:00.000-07:00

We took some themed pictures today. There was moustache (mine was Mr. Pringles and she was Charlie Chaplin), drag queens, and sweaty armpits. Good times, Mars! Haha. Keep brainstorming ok??

Ate all the rattlesnakes. I may just die of diabetes now..
Doing some last minute printing.. but I don't know how.. and Denise left me all alone to fight this war of printing. :(

Tried to take off my contacts but the stupid thing was stuck to my eyeball. When I want it to stick it doesn't, when I wanna take it off it sticks. Rebel! Rebel!

I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Nervous is such a funny word.

Send me your address when you get one, okay Bub?! Okay. You will.

PICTURES!! with Danielle's special glasses. :)

2009-05-18T08:26:00.000-07:00

I had nothing to do and decided to put on Danielle's glasses and take some pictures. : )
Semester's ending soon. Finals are coming even sooner.
I can't wait to get it all over and done with!
Making snow angels in the month of June... metaphoricallly.

-denise:)

I'm so attractive.aahahha!

Guilloche

2009-05-13T05:25:00.000-07:00

Man, one movie I really really I want to watch now is Titanic. Many people have said it's overrated. Some say it's one of the really good movies. Haha! I know it's really old, and I actually remember having watched it before, when I was younger, I watched it with my maid, Aunty Maria. We sat cushions from the couch, put the VCD into our huge desktop, and watched the tiny screen. I only remember some parts of the movie which might show that I had very short attention spans. And then, I think I eventually slept on one of the cushions.

I never knew then that I'd want to watch the movie so badly! Ah, if only.. hahahah!

I think I like the emotional tension in all of it. I was watching some scenes just now from Youtube. Heh! :)

Wow, Leonardo DiCaprio was so good looking last time!

-denise:)

aweeeeesommmee

2009-05-04T09:49:00.001-07:00

HULLO!!

I've just had the awesomest.. MOST AWESOMEST YEAR ever. So far la. I don't think it'll get worse or anything. Paromia has been such an experience! Haha.. and I'm, right now, still trying to remember what I did before it. I know it's weird. hahahaha! But seriously though.. So weird! And also... I had an awesome long weekend! (That's all that can be said about it. hehe!)

I just finished the 21st episode of Chuck and I'm kinda confused. Are there new episodes? CE?!

-denise:)

Love, peace, and inheritance!

hii =)

2009-04-13T04:07:00.000-07:00

I thought I'd put some pictures of Paroimia. :) I'm really gonna miss practices after it's all over and done with. =/ At the same time, I'm really excited about it. I think it's gonna be GREAT! And i think a lot of non-Christians will come to know Jesus. :D

backstage

Yupp! :) I'm really gonna miss it.

I sound like a little girl when I blog. it's kind of weird.

Gonna eat dinner.

peace :)

-denise:)

DNA MODEL

2009-04-08T04:16:00.000-07:00

Look at the DNA Model Christina, Jasmine, and I made!! :D

-denise:)

Exasperation!

2009-04-05T08:38:00.000-07:00

Food is a terrible thing to decide on! I'm just not a decisive person! This stress is too much for me to deal with!

This is Denise shouting, "HELLO SIIIIIIIR?!?!?!?!" She's annoyed enough to call me Sir!

She just walked out saying "I give up. I give up on life. I give up on everything I've ever believed in!"

Sorry Jie Jie I love you!

I think I'm gonna get a rash from all this stressfulness.

I think it's too much for her to handle too. She's humming a lullaby to the dog. She's singing Rockabye Baby or whatever but she doesn't know the lyrics. Why am I blogging about this. Why do I even blog!?

Skype makes the world go round.

2009-03-30T05:41:00.000-07:00

Don't ask me why Kelsey is so yellowed. She became a normal color like half an hour later.

Skype. is great. Everyone should get an account.

Foxy/Lolo/Muscles/Awesome got a haircut today and the man cut her whiskers off. So now she looks like she's got armpit hair on her face.

DNA Model

2009-03-26T07:23:00.000-07:00

Hey, it's only 10.30pm and I'm feeling so sleepy! I think it's 'cause I have nothing to do... Haha! I'm so not used to this no-practice-at-night thing! uh-oh.. =/

We (Christina, JAsmine, DAnielle, and I) built a DNA model today! I don't know it's gonna be the best (it's not a competition) looking one.. but yeah. I'm quite proud of it. It's not quite finished yet though. Left the room in an awful mess of which I had to clean... ('cause my mom was home when I went down to ask if the maids could clean it. hehehe! STOP JUDGING ME!)

SEE YOU!

-denise:)

Okay, so, um, yes.

2009-03-25T11:29:00.000-07:00

I don't think this graduation is gonna happen this year. I know, I know, it won't happen if I say it won't happen/don't declare it/ bla bla bla. But seriously though. No.

No.

And I don't know why I'm awake. I tried to sleep but it's like my body won't let me. It just wants to be tense.

And stuff.

And things.

And today, at Pyramid, Marielle and I were asked to "walk casually" as some guy took pictures of us under the Asian Avenue sign. I think he wanted to have some Asians under Asian Avenue. So people would get it. I don't know. It was awkward. So awkward.

WHY SO CHOPPY?!

LOVE.

2009-03-15T07:17:00.000-07:00

Hi. I'm Danielle.

2009-03-14T08:33:00.000-07:00

I knit, cross-stitch, and bake. I think I'm a grandmother already without even having any children.

I can't really talk much about my personality because it changes everyday. Is it called a personality? I don't really know the difference between personality, character, and whatever other word there is out there lah!

I like planning everything out. Like, knowing what time I'm gonna wake up, what time I leave the house, how I get to my destination, what I'm doing there, what time I finish whatever I'm doing there, who's sending me home, who's going. Or what I'm gonna do with my life, when I'm finishing high school, when I'm finishing Uni, what I'm gonna do after that, what I'm gonna do after that after that, what I'm gonna do after that after that after that.
My sister should know! She gets annoyed. I just don't like not knowing!

But it's not like I expect everything to go as planned (just incase you wanna give me some speech about how life doesn't go as we plan). Whenever there's a change of plan, I plan from there lah! Haha.

But this doesn't mean that I can't deal with just waking up and deciding what to do and stuff. Except that I plan to do this. I'm a sad, sad child!!

I just googled personality but I still don't understand.

Oh, I google everything. Sometimes it's a good idea, sometimes it's not a good idea. Hahaha.

I like to peel oranges! I don't like eating oranges though. The seeds are too troublesome.

I don't eat anything unless all the seeds are removed. I don't eat grapes. They're kinda gross anyway.

I get dizzy on a regular basis. And I'm not even doing anything tiring! I'm just sitting down infront of my computer! Yeah, I'm dizzy right now. I feel like my head and my butt are vibrating!

I was a vegetarian for 2 months just for fun. Maybe that's why I lasted for only 2 months, because I didn't have a proper reason! But then again................................................... (all these dots means that I am in the midst of having an epiphany, I just don't know what it is yet! haha)

I like myself but I don't like people who are like me. Like, if I ever met someone who talks about the same kind of useless things that I talk about and talks just as much as I do, I'd be so annoyed. Depends! Depends. Depends on the areas of likage (like-age).

I'm gonna stop here. A whole post of random useless things about me must be boring for you five (who read my blog).

BA-DOOM-PAH!

*drums!*

My mommy and my daddy bought me some sexy lips.

2009-03-08T08:05:00.000-07:00

I gave Chillie (the pug) a bath today. She was snorting her life away! And farting. At least I think it was her? Or was it me....

Jason Mrazz!

2009-03-08T07:36:00.000-07:00

That's right! It's a double zeee for the double dose of fun-packed night! (Jason Mraz(s) didn't come in twos. He was just that much more fun). *laughs like I think I'm so funny*

in the stadium! :) Look, we got the best seats out of our row. =D
we full on ran across to get them. heh!

The lights were beautiful!

The concert was really good. Besides the fact that I was sweaty, sticky, and couldn't wait to shower, it was really good. There was a lot of crowd interaction and the band was amazing! At the choruses, everyone would suddenly start singing. (the verses were too fast to keep up with. heh.)

here's a picture of my handsome friend, Wei-Ming.
Ok, thats' done.

I've got a whole week of holidays! =D

-denise:)

2009-03-01T05:54:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL!! :D :D

I love you, rocking friend! haha Been awhile since I called you that. But yeah, you rock :)

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I'm going for JAson Mraz!! It's this Wednesday and I don't know if I can wait. Maybe not now now. I might be a little occupied. I SHOULD be studying for my Biology test this Friday that'll be almost half of my mid-term report. but I'm not. I don't know why I haven't been able to remember the things I learn in class. =/

anywayyyyyy... i've been listening to Ingrid Michaelson's The Way I Am and I'm hooked! The only song on my playlist now is that. And it's set to repeat. hehehehe!

chikee chaka!

-denise:)

SOO!

2009-02-28T08:04:00.000-08:00

Maybe if I had a life I'd actually update this thing more often with things that are actually.. worth it.

But no! I don't. And I'm not a thinker either. I think. I just don't like to broadcast my thoughts.

So til I get a life/broadcast my thoughts to the world, I'm just gonna end with a ...

SHAZAM!

Happy Birthday, Crys! :) I can't believe you are 19.

Love !

2009-02-27T05:54:00.000-08:00

All the loveSSSsss to you all!!!! *giggles*

I was just reading Belle's blog and there was mention about Random Acts of Kindness Day. RAKD! I think it's so smarT! Was it me you were referring to, Belle? I can't remember.. hehe!

OH!! I remember now. Was it those videos that I put up on my blog before of people's experiences doing random acts of kindness?? I really think it's such a nice idea.

So!!... randomlyactkindly TODAY!!

-denise:)

ps: nielle, your turn to update already :D

Marielle and the dog!

2009-02-08T23:21:00.000-08:00

=)

Marielle gave us a dog 'cause she's leaving for the states soon! Her name's Chilli and she's a pug =) CUTEst. All she does is sleep on her pillow. and poop everywhere.. *Grin*

That's how she sits! she balances on her chubs!

Here's the sleepover we had on Saturday. They played Raving Rabbids on the Wii and fully screamed.

That's Danielle playing that game with the Rabbid version of Chuck Norris :D If you've played it before, you'd know what I'm talking about. haha!

-denise:)

HEEHAW!!!

2009-02-06T07:28:00.000-08:00

Jie Jie you so sneaky ah you!!!! I walk away to change my clothes and this is what you do? Talk about me being a supermodel??

YOU SO SNEAKY NA!!!!!!!!

Denise: You should announce here. Spread the love.

Danielle: AY YAY! CAPTAIN!

So one fine day, TODAY actually, my sister (who was in the next room) and I were chatting over MSN. And my personal message on MSN was, "ihric." Pronounced a-hear-ick. Meaning, or standing for, It Has Run It's Course. Created by Marielle.

For example:

Marielle's mother: What do you think about this dress?

Marielle: Oh, ihric.

So we decided to play a game (because we are losers) where one had to guess what the other's personal message stood for. The letters.

I know..... sounds like fun, huh?

Anywho. I seem to have lost my train of thought.

TOODLELOO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

2009-02-06T07:17:00.000-08:00

I told my sister to shout something random in 5 seconds and that is what she said. So that's my title. Not my subject though.

I don't really HAVE a subject! I just feel like being chatty! but I think that the world should see me in a different way. like maybe.... a supermodel. what do you think? hahahahhahahaha....

seriously though.

what do you think?

My Friends. hehe.

2009-01-29T01:23:00.001-08:00

So college is going well! :)

I've made really talented friends. During our free periods, we gather at a planned spot with a guitar then we sing songs. Hahah! From these sing-a-longs, I've come to the conclusion that Celine Dion makes millions in Iran. Especially with My Heart Will Go On, Titanic's theme song. Ahahah..

Here's Lara, she's Filipino. She sings! Most Filipinos I know can sing! And I knowww... THREE! (that's excluding aunty Maria, I don't think I've heard her sing. I was wayyy young).

I have another friend, Azlan. He ballroom dances. He taught us the chacha and the salsa. And he dances well!
Yeah, so college is way fun! :)

-denise:)

SLEEPOVERING!!!

2009-01-28T09:43:00.001-08:00

we are very happy chappies!

love,

danielle, lee cheng, rachael, and debbie.

Foxy wanted to join in the glasses fun.

2009-01-23T05:58:00.000-08:00

I know I said 5-6 years but.....

2009-01-22T06:16:00.000-08:00

IT WOULD BE A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY TO KEEP THIS AWESOMENESS TO MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I'm very very excited about my new glasses. I got them for 5 dollars! Thanks Marielle, for telling me about them! Haha! I'm so happy now you guys have no ideaaaaaa!

I'm gonna start a useless collection with these things.

Next, I'm gonna buy nerd glasses. The round ones and the square ones. Then, whatever. And my ultimate glasses ambition is to buy really big ones that light up.

I just need to save enough money so that I can actually buy these useless things. These AWESOME useless things.

In the words of a very wise Marielle, "It feels good to know that I have one! JUST IN CASE!"

Wowww:)

2009-01-20T08:38:00.000-08:00

Wow wow wow! HAha, I haven't posted in here in so long! This is kinda.... refreshing. You know when you haven't done something in a long time and then you suddenly do it? You just can't help but smile?? :) :) :) yupp, that's what this is.

It's 12.39am and you might be wondering "Hmm, what are you doing up this late, Denise?" (yes, 'cause you really do talk like that). I just finished watching Alias. I'm only discovering how nice it is now. It's nice. Jennifer Garner's really pretty ar! But like I didn't think so before.. I think the more you look at her, the more she is.. or appears to be. I guess we'll never know the truth (whether or not she's pretty. Yup! Confusing like that!)

I thought I'd update you 5 or less people out there a little about my life right now. College has started.. The homework is steadily increasing. Although I really wouldn't mind if it would just remain at this rate until the semester ends. ;) I'm making many friends there. All really friendly. I'm also learning things in classes that I'm finding hard to not tell my sister of (like about Phospholipids and all that. Yup, I'm nerdy like that. It's just really cool la!)

Anyway, I think I'm gonna head off. John Legend is SO GOOODD!! If you've got nothing better to do, go on Youtube and listen to "P.D.A (We Just Don't Care)" by him.

I'm still smiling :) :) :)

-denise:)

I'm back.. again.

2009-01-20T07:38:00.000-08:00

Oh my, I accidentally put on the Garfield plaster too tight and now it's cutting off my blood flow (in my finger)..........

Okay see you in 5-6 years minus 5 minutes :)

NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH!

2009-01-20T07:24:00.000-08:00

I got a cut on my finger..................... :(
It hurts like a disco ball.

BUT DON'T WORRY! I put a Garfield plaster on it! So it should heal in NO time! :) Garfield plasters heal wounds faster than the normal skin colored ones. And that is a fact.

Yeah, I deemed having a cut on my finger blog worthy.

Can't believe I just said deemed!

Well, see you here again in another 5-6 years! :)

2009.

2009-01-01T08:21:00.000-08:00

is HERE! don't believe me? check your calendars!

so i thought i should update since Denise isn't. yes, it's true. i AM the responsible sibling! :p

WOAH! haven't done that in ages. ":p" :p :p ok.

so i was at the padini concept store (which is great) the other day, and the lady working there asked me in malay,

"you chinese ah?"

so i said, "yeah.. why ah?"

and she said, "oh you look malay!"

and i said, "OH YEAH! i think it's cos i'm so dark!!"

and then elselyn came and the lady opened her eyes really wide and said,

"she chinese also ah!?!?!"

so i think she had a tough race comprehending day that day...

yeah, just thought i'd share my interesting life with you 5 people that actually read this blog. hah.

Messer Upper!

2008-11-20T05:52:00.000-08:00

this blog is dying isn't it? oh well, our lives haven't exactly been full of excitement anyway. not the exciting type of excitement anyway!

2008-11-01T03:19:00.000-07:00

Well, halloween was yesterday. And although I don't believe in celebrating it, we kinda had to in school yesterday. So yeah, I didn't dress up. But everyone was all dressed and made up it kinda set the mood.. And so I put some red ink on my face too! (It's still on my face. It doesn't want to come out! =S).

Look! I look like I have a burn on my face...

We've also been having this Terry Fox Cancer Research thing going on at school too. If you've not heard of Terry Fox, he's some Canadian guy in the 80's, who was diagnosed with cancer. In the rehab centre, he met other cancer patients. From there, he decided to raise up funds for cancer research. He called it the "Marathon of Hope", he ran across Canada (literally) to raise up money for... cancer research in hope that one day the cure for cancer would be found. His story's pretty sad. If you're interested to learn more, you can read his story here. =) So we had a run yesterday just to err... raise awareness? Hahah! It was pretty fun. Ran round in squares in the Sunway College field. :D

I'll be volunteering at the KL one tomorrrowww morning....... WHAT'S UP!

-denise:)

2008-10-18T08:02:00.000-07:00

I've got them too! Muscles I mean.

Nielle, you're not too young for knee scrapes.. you're even old enough fofr........... CHICKEN RIce la.

I should be doing my history homework now.. but I'im so... lazy! There's so much reading. i should have started earlier. heh! but I fell asleep it's not my fault.

But I like history.

-denise:)

Don't ask for it. You gotta demand it!

2008-10-18T06:56:00.001-07:00

Um, sorry. This isn't the military.

I've got muscles now. Come pick a fight with me. I'll smash your face in!
Okay sorry that was the violent me.

I scraped my knee of my table and like, a layer of skin came off! Now, if you don't know this, I don't exactly have the highest pain tolerance in .. Malaysia! So I kinda screamed in my head (not out loud because I didn't wanna scare my dog, okay?!). I cannot handle this! I am too young to have knee scrapes!

In other news, my dog follows me everywhere. Sometimes it's real cute and sometimes it's real creepy.

OKBYENOW!

Pictures.

2008-10-16T05:29:00.000-07:00

fat mermaid ( for sherlyn)

people.

don't mess with us OR our sunglasses!

this is our bestfriend MEMORIES picture! (that's why it's in black and white)

Frank the Monkey! He is so nice.

typical bestfriend picture. me shadowing kelsey. oh and that's a rose bush we're next to
with one rose on it. haha! if i hadn't accidentally cast my shadow (?) on her
it would've been a good picture!

THIS IS KELSEY'S SUBWAY UNIFORM! isn't it SEXY?!?!?!

this is my new old dog. her name is Foxy and i dont mind because her name before Foxy was LoLo.
it is her destiny to have stripper names lah.

CHECK us out. (get it??! get it??!)

Cheesy McWheezy!

2008-10-13T06:07:00.000-07:00

I'm so bored let's build a fort!

.......... That's how bored I am. I have to come up with lame rhymes (that don't even really rhyme) to keep myself entertained.

I have this urge to just TALK! OUT LOUD! But everyone in this house is Busy Busy McGeezy!

I mean, in Adelaide I was constantly with people and I talked so much I actually lost my voice a little. I still haven't completely found it yet!

To make up for not being able to talk (out loud) to anyone, I've been singing all day but it's no fun since I'm not exactly the best singer in the world and there's only so much I can sing! And I don't get to talk about what I wanna talk about anyway. Which is nothing.

Well at least there's school tomorrow but it's still not enough! There's only so much I can say in such a short span of time!

"Short span of time"?

Where was THAT from, Danielle?

Happy 12th of October everyone!

2008-10-11T07:41:00.000-07:00

Well, not so happy. So I hope you AREN'T so happy!

Have a great day!

pointless... yes.

goodnight.

2008-10-02T21:49:00.000-07:00

Danielle was picked for a bomb examination thing

while we were in the Brisbane airport!

HAHAHAH!

=)

2008-10-01T01:34:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! :) Australia's been really good. We've done all the things tourists do in a foreign country. We acted asian, complete with the food pictures. Hahah! Kidding. (I can see Isaac's face cringing at the sight of that word =P).

Have been shopping a lot. Like at Harbortown and Rundle Mall. I've not been in the mood to buy pretty things. HEHE! So I bought black skinnies at JayJays and a bunch of tees. OH! We went skim boarding yesterday as well! We bought a board and I tried my hand at it. BIG (and I mean that. heh!) brother Ng could do it pretty well. I, on the other hand, do not think I even qualify to say that I've skim boarded before. Heh.

The beaches here are beautiful.

HUNGRY JACKS IS YUMMYYY!

-denise:)
Will post up pictures next time. We've been taking a whole load of them.
I've been worrying about my school work.. =S

Babies.

2008-09-21T20:02:00.000-07:00

I hurtt my fingerrrr.........
*googly eys*

Poor left-hand middle finger has been having to do double work to cover for my pointer when I type.

Hahah.. I'm beingg a baby about it.. I WANT TO SLeeeeps. Skipped school today.It's great!

-denise:)

Hey =)

2008-09-21T02:56:00.000-07:00

Hahah! (the title).

I've just come back from watching Babylon AD with Josh and Isaac (and my pet.. Danielle). You haven't seen a bad movie until you've seeen Babylon AD. Seriously.

You know what I realize, we haven't updated the Fartbellies in a very long time. But this blog is still slower than that blog. We have 98 posts on that blog and just 53 (making this one 54) posts on this blog. =D I can count.

CHI CHI CHI!

-denise:)

DIE-UH-BEE-TEEEE dramatic pause SSsss!

2008-09-20T02:17:00.000-07:00

DANIELLE BAKED SOFT, CHOCOLATE-Y CHEWY COOKIES!!

I ate.

You know, I realized just now while trying to describe them to Isaac that I don't know how to arrange my adjectives. Should "chocolate-y" be before or after "chewy"? Or should it be the first adjective? I put it together with "chewy" because they rhyme......... like 'toys' and 'accessories'.

Australia's coming soon!! =D

Ok, I go now.

-denise:)

Because I said so!

2008-09-18T06:49:00.000-07:00

This blog needs an update! So I am here to save the day! Or the whole entire week actually! That's right. I said whole AND entire! So that's like DOUBLE THAT! Which doesn't mean two weeks, by the way. It just means the double of one week.

Hm, I told myself that I was gonna bake cuppacakes today. But instead I had a burger! Tsk tsk tsk. It's not easy controlling the Bubbie within me!

Aren't I the most interesting blogger in the world.......................................

Who cares. I'm not after the Most Interesting Blogger of the World 2008 Award anywayS!

Here are some thoughts for you.

"You should've asked her, you little weirdo!"

.. That's all I have. But since I said thoughtS, I guess I'll have to give you one more.

Let me think! Will you please give me some space to breathe? Thanks.

"Mm, potato crackers are yummy."

True story! And, if you've made it this far, CONGRATULATIONS! Cause we've made it all the way home.

Oh my gosh, this is exactly the type of blog that I hate reading. Yet. Look at me now.

Okay, so...

2008-09-12T08:30:00.002-07:00

I am annoyed.........

But other than that.. I was gonna post some pictures! But shuckadoodledoo........ they are in my sister's computer.

Marielle and I baked Snickerdoodles last night. Doesn't the name alone make you wanna eat it already!?! And........... we took pictures. but like I said.. they are in my sister's computer.

So really there is no point to this!

One dayy...

2008-09-10T03:53:00.000-07:00

AH! I WANNA DRIVE!!!! SHEESH! I thought the driving test was my only obstacle. How wrong I was! PFFTTT!!

they stand in the way.. HMPH! =/

he he he! They're great parents la. I just.... WANT TO DRIVE! And I seriously don't think I'm being too much! It's been a month! (that's for you, mommy :D)

-denise (I don't feel like putting a smiley face)

Week.

2008-09-03T07:26:00.000-07:00

You are a terrible obstacle. You just keep growing taller and taller! My legs are not long enough for this. Let's not even get started on my fitness! We can't get started anyways, because there is no fitness to talk about! I am not tall enough. I may need to do some stretches before trying to do this obstacle again. Remind me!

And also.

Have a good rest of the week.

Merdekaaaaa...

2008-08-31T07:24:00.000-07:00

This is the music!

*cue cheesy music*

Tanggal 31

Bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh

Merdeka! Merdeka!

Tetaplah merdeka

Ia pasti menjadi sejarah

Tanggal 31

Bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh

Hari yang mulia

Hari bahagia

Sambut dengan jiwa yang merdeka

Mari kita seluruh warga negara

Ramai-ramai menyambut hari merdeka

Merdeka!

Tiga satu bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh

Hari mulia negaraku merdeka

HAhah! What a cool song! I heard it while driving today. It was so cool! And in my head I was like "this could be our Merdeka blogpost!". So here I am.. MAking it the Merdeka blogpost. :)

Have a good one. Or hope you had a good one! Peaaaace.

-denise:)

Hmm!

2008-08-31T01:39:00.001-07:00

I've got something I just got from Elena's blog. It's interesting and most of you have probably read it in forwarded emails and such. This is for those who are yet to read or are interested. :) It's a long read. But as long as it is, it's as good AND interesting! =]

The DIFFERENCE-------------------------- Science and God'Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.' The atheist (someone who doesn’t believe in spiritual existence)professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?''Yes sir,' the student says.'So you believe in God?''Absolutely.''Is God good?''Sure! God's good.''Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?''Yes.''Are you good or evil?''The Bible says I'm evil.'The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!' He considers for a moment.'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?''Yes sir, I would.''So you're good...!''I wouldn't say that.''But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?'The student remains silent.'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.'Let's start again, young fella Is God good?''Er...yes,' the student says.'Is Satan good?'The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.''Then where does Satan come from?'The student : 'From...God...''That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'<>'Yes, sir.''Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything,correct?''Yes.''So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues:'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'The student: 'Yes.''So who created them?'The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them? There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'The student's voice is confident: 'Yes, professor, I do.'The old man stops pacing . 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?''No sir. I've never seen Him''Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?''No, sir, I have not.''Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?''No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.''Yet you still believe in him?''Yes.''According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that,son?''Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.''Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat? ''Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.''And is there such a thing as cold?''Yes, son, there's cold too.''No sir, there isn't.'The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested.The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat,mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat.You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?''Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?''You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him.This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?''Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time.'Flawed? Can you explain how?''You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.''Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?''If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do ''Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter.'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have do n e so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain,how can we trust your lectures, sir?'Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith.''Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man.It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God.It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'The professor sat down.

-denise:)

It's the holidays!

2008-08-29T19:12:00.000-07:00

For the weekend.

I wrote a poem guys! And in my head, poem just mean rhyme. (it doesn't have to make sense.)

The Holidays
It is when sting rays
Come out and sting people
Giving them pimples
Like the crocodile hunter
Or should I not talk about this
Sensitive subject...er?
Okay then let me give you a kiss.

And there you have it! A poem on what holidays are all about - love, peace, and joy! and crocodile hunter.

Let me analyse the poem for you.. Maybe you don't such an analytical mind like mine. *understandingly nods*

Line 1 - JOY!
Line 2 to Line 5 - crocodile hunter
Line 6 - Peace (I didn't talk about it to keep the peace)
Line 7 - LOVE! duhh.. it's all about the kiss baby! HAHA!

Gosh, I don't know what's wrong with me.

but! I'm gonna brush my teeth and have my breakfast now!

PEAAAAACE!! :)

-denise:)

Adults get so wound up about politics.

2008-08-29T08:56:00.003-07:00

They are talking so loud and angry-like in my kitchen right now!

I LOVE EEET!

it's raining men.. hallelujah!

2008-08-29T06:44:00.000-07:00

i'm bored bored bored. the people in my homefellowship are watching a video on tv now and it's so loud. there's some inspirational music going on right now with trumpets and things.. IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!

i'm playing games on yahoogames.com!! woohoo!! how much cooler could i get?!?

well, the answer to that is..

NOT MUCH COOLER!

SHE'S NOT REAL!

2008-08-28T08:10:00.001-07:00

That's not Marielle! don't lie, NIELLE!

That's LeeLee!!

Notice how DAnielle and Marielle's name are so alike??

I rest my case.

-denise:)

The existence of Marielle!

2008-08-28T07:13:00.000-07:00

and now you guys owe me ice cream. and stop bullying me!

You must be an angel, huh?

2008-08-27T08:24:00.000-07:00

You know what annoys me?

I have a plan.

2008-08-27T07:28:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna bake.. a cookie.

A cookie.

A COOKIE.

Know what I'm saying?

My sister didn't seem to enthusiastic about my plan though :(

I'm getting a "new" laptop by next week! It's green, it's a Dell, and it's my sisters!
*spoilt brat moment*
I ALWAYS get what I want.

Not really.

*starts talking about boy problems*

OH I DON'T HAVE ANY BOY PROBLEMS. Just weight. hehe!

I hate it when I'm sleeping and the sound of thunder wakes me up it makes my heart beat so fast! I hate it when I'm awakened by the sound of my sister blasting her hip hop moosic next to my ears. Makes my heart beat EXTRA fast.

I'm sorry if this is very boring for ya'll to read but there's nobody to talk to! My sister is next to me smiling at the computer as she's talking to Naquiah on MSN. She tells me she's 'studying' but I can see the laptop screen's reflection through the mirror behind her. Silly goose!

There's P.E. in school tomorrow....................... So I'm gonna bring a book to read! Hehehehehehehehhe... total bubbie joke.

Love, Danielle.

Let's do the twist. I shall not be out done!

2008-08-26T08:40:00.000-07:00

I'll tie ribbons in my hair if I have to, you hear me?!

My sister isn't feeling well today. She's very weak! She was walking and then suddenly she fell down. I laughed. But poor thing. I still laughed though. I was worried but it was just too funny. Then she got up and I went back to my dinner. And I thought she had gone upstairs already. But after dinner I walked out of the kitchen and I saw her just lying on the floor. She didn't remember how she got on the floor until later on. I laughed again. I mean, I know I shouldn't. But you had to be there.

I'm gonna put a picture right in the middle of this post after I'm done. I have to finish typing this post first because then I'll know where the middle is! :)

this is from YC Camp, 06. at the beach as you can see!

You're soooo vaaainn.. You probably think this song is about you. You're so vain (so vain). You probabloy think this song is ABOUT YOU DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU????

I need to sleep but I can't!! I baked today! You've probably lost interest in this post huh? I'd post a picture of a cactus or something up to get your attention back but I'm too lazy to find one. And I don't have a cactus.

Secret: I'm scared of cactus-es. Or cacti?

Not so secret anymore, HUH?! Yeah I bet you think you've got me aallll figured OUT.

So tell me something weird about you! :)

History!

2008-08-25T08:31:00.000-07:00

Adolf Hitler.

For the history lovers! You have to read up on this man.. It's really interesting. Hitler's experience during World War I. He fought as a soldier. Read! It kinda gives you an idea of what he was like and stuff. Many interesting facts.. =]

click here!

You'll enjoy it. I know this is kinda nerdy.. Hahaha.. oh well!

-denise:)
I like History.

Came to the rescue.

2008-08-25T06:27:00.001-07:00

...because you wanted pictures.

a picture from Awana.

we looked so 'loserish' man. Taking pictures of ourselves while

strangers were walking pass.

We clapped AT little boys as well.. HAHAH!

This is our ghetto picture. *pout* if we had opened our eyes bigger,

it would've been an ah lian one.

Don't you think? My cousins from London. ARen't they the cutest!?!?! haha.

That's Beth and Jonathan. :)

that's me and my brother when we were younger.

duh. :D

is it me, or does my eyes just look bigger than they are now?

(Danielle's nodding at me while reading this) Here's Danielle!

She was a dog when she was 3.

A monkey by 5.

And a human girl by 8!

Ah... evolution!

HAHAH! gosh. kiddddddddddddddddddddddddpig!

(ha! bet you didn't expect that last bit!)

BYE!

-denise:)

Wake up. When are you gonna learn?

2008-08-25T05:52:00.000-07:00

Today is the first day of school and what did I do? Nope, I didn't watch the X-files. TSK TSK!

I went to school! Yes, sirree! Did I spell that right?

So this blog needed an update and that's the only reason I'm here! Yes I bet you thought it was because I wanted your brownies but that was last week and I've grown up alot since then. I don't have anything to say though. IM-POSSIBLE!

Possible.

So I'm just gonna tell you about anything me-related!

Okay, so I want a Mac (mummy daddy I know you will eventually read this)! Or any laptop. I don't really care. The computer I'm using now is S-L-O-W! Like, slooooooooooooooooww... and my sister is supposed to give me one of hers (she has two.. one for school and one for.. herself) but she's taking forever! I don't know why. I will ask her later when I see her (when i see her.... when i see her... see her.... see her *echo*)

And if you're reading this and wanna be a kind soul and give me a free laptop, BY ALL MEANS! GO AHEAD!

ha... just kidding.. kidding.. (that's two kiddings so a double positive is a negative so that means I'm NOT kidding)

kidding.

And I think we really need to get some pictures on here.

Words words words and no pictures = A sad day

I...... CAN DRIVE!! :D :D :D

2008-08-20T02:59:00.000-07:00

Praise the Lord!!! HAHAHA! :)

I passed my driving test yesterday. It was a glorious moment. When I got out of the car, I look at the paper, and it said a 16/20. I knew 16 was the passing mark but I had to double-check before I smiled (uncontrollably).

My examiner was an interesting one. He started scolding me because I couldn't speak Malay (THEY SPEAK SO FAST!). He also asked me to migrate to another country.. I didn't know what to sayy.. LEH!

-denise:)

Michael Phelps.

2008-08-17T08:15:00.000-07:00

I bet that he's actually secretly a dolphin! A dolphin on drugs, that is. Crazy!

I want 8 gold medals too! But unfortunately I didn't qualify for the Olympics this year. Marielle and I trained HARD for it too. We were going to enter pace-walking (yes that's a category now). But, I guess it was not meant to be. It was hard accepting that fact. Yes, we cried. But you would too if you'd been training and giving up cookies and walking up the stairs everyday for an hour, OKAY?! SO DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT PACE-WALKING IS A SISSY THING TO DO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES!

You know, I didn't really mind Malaysia losing badminton.. Until Priscilla (Chew) told me we would've gotten a public holiday if we had won............ Ugh. Lee Chong Wei, how could you?

His name is Lee Chong Wei right??? Let me google to check. Yessss I'm correct.

You know, ever since I was young, I've always had something against .. things?

It's true! I don't like NIV Bibles because when I was young there were only a few people who had them. It was usually New King James. So I felt like I would get false information from the NIV. I don't like Yahoo. I HAVE to use Google. I feel like I'll get lies if I use Yahoo. But I KNOW I won't.

Mmhmm. I don't know why you'd care to know that. But..............................

Mmhmm.

www.yours-mine-ours93.blogspot.com

2008-08-14T03:29:00.000-07:00

So people. I don't know if I got the link right so just look at my links over there.

==========================

<===

The name is "Andrea, Sher Lyn, and Marielle" because OBVIOUSLY they are sharing it. But let's just say that it is Marielle's blog because the other two don't read this blog. And the moment you stop reading this blog, you just cease to exist. Sorry Andrea. Sorry Sher Lyn.

.............. Just kidding. (haa...)

HOW POINTLESS IS THIS????

Time to add some point!

.......

OKAY PEOPLE. Go to Marielle's blog. Because she's so marvelously boring. And also, go to Youtube and type in "Wipe Out! episode 1 part 1" and move on from there.

And if you don't know what I mean by move on, I mean go to episode 1 part 2 and then part 3.

Cool?

Cool.

And also, did anyone realise how big the sky was today? I think it grew bigger over night. And you can't give me excuses like, "But I'm in a different country so I don't know what your sky looks like."

Because it's the same sky, isn't it?

Yes. If you've made it this far you must be really bored!

Peace... beasts..... (HA! HAHA! HAHAHA!)

To Isaac Ravi. (i dunno. i pressed the "T" button and it's the first thing that came out)

2008-08-13T07:17:00.000-07:00

So, this isn't really to Isaac Ravi.

I just finished reading The Chronicles of Narnia. Like, the whole series thing.

I feel so sad now knowing that there's no book after this! I'm so upset!

I'm gonna miss all the characters in the book so much:( I feel like such a loser right now. Hahahah. BUT SERIOUSLY LA......

And I feel really bad for Susan. Though she's not really a focus at the end. But like, that means her whole family died!!!

I feel so upset right now. Haha.

Bird man

2008-08-12T08:07:00.000-07:00

Gosh wow. I really don't kuh-no (know) what I'm supposed to update about. I'll just point you guys to other good blogs! (this doesn't mean you stop coming here. 'CAuse you need to come here to find other good blogs! Heh!)

Cedric's new and improved art blog. www.bycedric.blogspot.com

Isaac's blog post on Muthusammy, who, btw, still remains a mystery. but an entertaining one either way! =D www.abang-gitar.blogspot.com

Ming's photoblog! www.mingimg.aminus3.com

Josh's ! www.joshes13.aminus3.com ( i think )

Jian Shen's ! www.lahmheit.blogspot.com it's not as updated because he's currently in flight school. (doing very well!). But read his past posts. :) They're really good. (I'm not a very descriptive person.)

Okayy.. there're more but I'm lazy !

Gonna sleeeep now.

And oh! If you guys are tired of these blogs, click here , or you can click here if you're of that one.

-denise:)

How do you spell Phoebe?

2008-08-06T04:00:00.000-07:00

P is for Phoebe.

H is for Hoebe.

O is for Oebe.

E is for Ebe.

B is for Bebe.

E is for, "Ello there, mate!"

AHAHAHAHAH! Make me laugh! A rumble in the jungle!

Riddle.

2008-08-05T07:54:00.000-07:00

Okay, so, there was a tree with yellow leaves and orange branches with apples on it. One day, when the sun was DIRECTLY above the tree (take note of this) one of the apples (from the highest point of the tree) fell to the ground and rolled 10 feet away north of the tree. A cow that was standing 30 feet away east of the tree saw the apple fall and said, "Oops, I did it again."

How much longer did the cow stand there for?

The person who gets the answer right gets a free........... breakfast? Yeah. Or whatever else.

That's all for now! :)

Janice.Janew

Dead Birds.

Joshua Yee

Hello!

When I was little

You need tro know.

I WANT THIS NOW!

So, I google-imaged "depressed monkey".

You said I must eat so many lemons, cos I am so bitter.

Regina Spektor

Or

OH and then.

You know?

Hoo goes there?

Back there.

Fairy Tales.

I don't really care about what my Egyptian name is la!

Hello, all you snickerdoodles!

I can't waiiiit...

Oh my 15 year old me.

Holidays.

oh hello there! :)

My favorite memory

Just to take up space! :)

HAHAH!!

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

She works hard for the money.

RAH RAH!!AHAHAH

I got a feelin', that tonight's gonna be a good night.

First Loves!

I'm still learning!

Dear people of the world,

In the office

holidays!

So be very kind, don't let the world fall on your shoulders.

I am 16 going on 17.

Hands, why are you shaking?

You're leaving lah!

PICTURES!! with Danielle's special glasses. :)

Guilloche

aweeeeesommmee

hii =)

DNA MODEL

Exasperation!

Skype makes the world go round.

DNA Model

Okay, so, um, yes.

LOVE.

Hi. I'm Danielle.

My mommy and my daddy bought me some sexy lips.

Jason Mrazz!

SOO!

Love !

Marielle and the dog!

HEEHAW!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

My Friends. hehe.

SLEEPOVERING!!!

Foxy wanted to join in the glasses fun.

I know I said 5-6 years but.....

Wowww:)

I'm back.. again.

NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH!

2009.

Messer Upper!

Don't ask for it. You gotta demand it!

Pictures.

Cheesy McWheezy!

Happy 12th of October everyone!

=)

Babies.

Hey =)

DIE-UH-BEE-TEEEE *dramatic pause* SSsss!

Because I said so!

Okay, so...

One dayy...

Week.

Merdekaaaaa...

Hmm!

It's the holidays!

DIE-UH-BEE-TEEEE dramatic pause SSsss!